Correction: Beatles Game isn’t Rock Band

Listen, Do You Want to Know a Secret... Perhaps you've heard the news that the greatest guitar heroes and rock band of all time, a certain Fab 4, may be gracing our consoles soon. Thankfully, this rumor is true, and making me Glad All Over. And though I Don't Want to Spoil the Party, it should be mentioned that the game will not be a Rock Band title, contrary to what we first heard.



As compensation for the error, we've created this little scenario that we imagine was much like the real conversations that happened at Apple Corp's (the one that's not Steve Jobs) executive meetings. Enjoy:

Guitar Hero: um, Mr. Apple Corps., we'd like to use some of your music?

Apple Corps (noted as "Beatles" from now on for SEO): Ask Me Why

GH: Because

Beatles: All You Need is Love

GH: Got To Get You Into My Life

Beatles: Tell Me Why

GH: You Never Give Me Your Money

Beatles: You Like Me Too Much

Rock Band: I Wanna Be Your Man?

GH: P.S. I Love You

RB: And I Love Her (pointing to Beatles)

Beatles: Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby

RB: Money (That's What I Want)

Beatles: No Reply

RB: Shout

GH: I Just Don't Understand, Don't Pass Me By

Beatles: Don't Bother Me

Dance Dance Revolution: I'm Happy Just to Dance with You

Beatles: Not a Second Time

DDR: I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Cry (Over You)

RB: Please Please Me

GH: You Can't Do That

RB: We Can Work It Out

Beatles: Why Don't We Do It in the Road?

Yoko Ono: Leave My Kitten Alone

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